Deep Sleep

7th August, 1995
“If you’ve ever wanted to know where the nation’s favorite toys were created, Playtime Co. is now offering factory tours. Spend an entire day at the most magical toy factory on earth. Join Mommy Long Legs in the game station and try you had at the Musical Memory with Bunzo Bunny, Whack-a-Wuggy, or Statues with PJ Pugapillar. Enjoy a meal in the game station mess hall and take the kids to the game station playground. Then go ahead and visit Huggy Wuggy for a ‘Big Squeeze!’ Next, ride the Playtime Co. Express, or take the stairs, down to Playcare, our very own onsite orphanage. Visit the Playhouse (Panic!) and play tag with the Smiling Critters, just down let them catch you. Then, stop my Miss Delight’s School House where you can learn cool facts about all subject, just don’t take your eyes off the teacher. Unfortunately, Home-Sweet-Home is closed and our orphans evacuated due to a leak of Catnap’s red smoke. (Exposuretotheredsmokecouldleadto:hallucinations,terror,panic,indigestion,nausea,vomiting,drowsiness,dizziness,silliness,gassiness,and… ‘Deep Sleep.’)
What are you waiting for, come visit the factory, just before you reach Darkwood Forest. We can’t wait to have you.
What’s the time… PLAYTIME!”

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