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Welcome to Tif'Uljeyes Pleasure Peaks!
Located adjacent to the small, highly-elevated Elven city of Tif'Uljeyes, these brightly-decorated mountain peaks have a dark history. Back in the Age of Fire, three demons called this acropolis their home, paraded themselves as gods, and exploited the nearby Elves for their wealth and labor. But all that changed for the better when a Celestial bird swooped down from above and killed the demons, leaving their temples as empty, ruined husks. This bird was simply known as the Falconcock.
To this very day, the Elves of Tif'Uljeyes celebrate and worship the Falconcock in a unique way. With no demons occupying the acropolis, they've erected a variety of shops and transformed the Pink Temple into the Sacred Bird Tavern, where guests of all fantasy races can enjoy a pint of ale, some Halfling mulled wine, and a juicy 'Cockburger.
And once the guests have drunken themselves to full intoxication, they can induce vomiting by riding the park's signature coaster, The Flight of the Falconcock. With its station in the Green Temple, this marvelous work of Elven metallurgy flies riders above the clouds, around the mountains, and through the ruins like the Falconcock itself. You’ll truly feel like you are the Falconcock, fighting those evil demons and saving the world (that is, before you expel your own demons at the Vomitorium). That said, for kids and non-thrillseekers alike, there's Cockling's First Flight, a kiddie flying coaster that intertwines with its larger counterpart
So if you're in the market for a thrilling, cosmopolitan tourist experience, hop on an airship and fly on over to Tif'Uljeyes Pleasure Peaks, where fun's always at its peak!