Welcome to the Kingdom of the Pharaohs! Here gaze in awe at the grand pyramid, constructed to house the mighty Imhotep. Legend has it a curse was placed on this park – anyone who utters the phrase ‘realistic’ (especially in reviews) will immediately find a surge of flesh eating scarabs charging towards them!
Various former pharaohs have kindly donated attractions to the park, suitable for all ages. Refreshments are provided in two premier locations. Enjoy your stay.
TLDR: I don’t subscribe to realism and hate wide paths.