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Tycoon Acres theme park has announced its newest addition, “The Pier”! This section is built on the edge of the existing park where it meets a large body of water with a crashing waterfall. The marketing team really worked hard to pull out all the stops in the grand opening.
Captain Jack, a retired pilot, was recently hired as the entertainer for the pier. The plan was for Jack to fly over the pier with his red and white seaplane stringing a promotional banner along for a BOGO sale at the hotdog stand.
But there was a mishap.
He flew too low, crashing into the pier’s fishing bridge. Security and mechanics were deployed quickly to assist as the park opened for business. The esteemed new ride “The Lookout” now had a dual meaning. During the ride guests witnessed the Pirate entertainer hanging on for his life while a hungry great white circled below.